A wife was telling her “Football Referee” husband:- Dear! There is an anniversary of death in my parents family. You’ll prepare to go there with me, won’t you?- Alas! I can’t go, because this afternoon I have to work as a referee for the Championship Cup Competition Football Match. You’ll have to go alone!- That’s unacceptable! It’s my Great Grandma. If you don’t come, my relatives will insult me.- So, when will the anniversary begin? -At 5:00pm.- Alas! The match will finish at 5:15pm- My God! What a strange man you are! Just tell the players you want them to quit playing a bit early. You...
